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1、【爆笑英语经典笑话】20个英语笑话爆笑超短爆笑经典英语笑话篇1Directly from AmericaNot long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bankcounter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the mo

2、ney was real. It made the old lady out of patience.At last she could not hold any more, uttering. Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America.M【中文译文】它们是从美国直接带来的一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存 女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞 票，看是否有假。这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信

3、我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从 美国直接带来的。”爆笑经典英语笑话篇2He Is Really Somebody- -My uncle has 1000 men under him.- -He is really somebody. What does he do?- -A maintenance man in a cemetery.【中文译文】他真是一个大人物- -我叔叔下面有1000个人。- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？- -墓地守墓人。爆笑经典英语笑话篇3What Were You SmugglingThe suspicious-looking man drov

4、e up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. Whenthe guard looked in the truck, he found six big sacks, Whats inside?1 he asked. Dirt, thedriver replied. Take them out,1 the guard instructed. I want to check them.1 Each one of themcontained nothing but dirt. Reluctantly, the guard let him g

5、o.A week later the man came back, and once again, the sentry looked in the truck, Whats in thebags this time? he asked. Dirt,more dirt. said the man. Not believing him, the guardcheckedthe sacks and, once again, he found nothing but soil.The same thing happened every week for six months, and it fina

6、lly became so frustrating to theguard that he quitted and became a bartender. Then one night, the suspicious-looking fellowhappened to stop by for a drink. Hurrying over to him, the former guard said, Listen, pal,drinks are on the house tonight if youll do me a favor: Just tell me what the hell you

7、weresmuggling all that time.1 Grinning broadly, the man leaned close to the bartenders ear andwhispered, Cars.1【中文译文】意想不到的走私物品一个形迹可疑的人开车来到边境，哨 兵迎了上去。哨兵发现了几个大口袋。“里面装的是什么?”他 问道。“土。”司机回答。“把袋子拿出来”，哨兵命令道:“我要检查。”确实，口袋里除了土以外，别无他物。哨兵很不 情愿地让他通过了。一周后，那人又来了，哨兵再次检查汽车 上的行李箱。“这次袋子里装的是什么?”他问道。“土，又运 了一些土。”那人回答。哨兵不相信，对那些袋子又进行了检 查，结果发现，除了土以外，仍旧一无所获。同样的事情每隔一周发生一次，一共持续了六个月。最后, 哨兵被弄得灰心丧气，干脆辞职去当了酒吧侍者。有天夜里， 那个形迹可疑的人碰巧途经酒吧，下车喝酒。那位从前的哨兵急 忙迎上前去对他说，“老兄，你要是能帮我一个忙，今晚的酒就 归我请客。你能不能告诉我，那段时间你到底在走私什么东西?” 那人俯身过来，凑近侍者的耳朵，裂开嘴笑嘻嘻地说：“汽车。，