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1、英语小笑话短故事带翻译:20个英语笑话爆笑超短笑话是文化的重要组成部分,通过笑话,我们可以了解一个国家的文化内涵。小编细心收集了英语小笑话短篇故事带翻译，供大家观赏学习!英语小笑话短篇故事带翻译：人就是这样A Jew opens a kosher restaurant in London and puts a notice in the window:"ARABS NOT WELCOME" a couple of days later, a person of obviously Arab origin walks in and requests a sandwich-so
2、 the cashier quickly runs into the office asking what to do. The owner decides that he really doesn’t want a scandal，so he orders，"OK，give him the sandwich, but charge him double-that should teach him."一个犹太人在伦敦开了一家犹太教餐馆，在餐馆的窗户上写着:阿拉伯人不许入内的字样。过了几天，一个特征显明的阿拉伯人走进餐馆想要一个三明治。收银员立刻跑到办公室问该怎么
3、办。餐馆老板不想无事生非，于是就说，好吧，卖他一个三明治，但是要收他两倍钱，这样就能给他一个教训了。But the next day the same Arab is back again一this time for a full lunch; the owner decidesCharge him triple，he’11 get the lesson this time! The Arab eats his lunch, pays without a quibble, praises the food and even asks for a reservation for 10
4、 of his friends for the same evening. The owner decidesOK,1et him have the reservation, but if his friends do come，charge them tenfold! The Arabs appear in the evening, have a large dinner, pay without complaining and even tip generously. So the next day the owner puts a new sign in the window: &quo
5、t;JEWS NOT WELCOME."但是其次天，那个阿拉伯人又来了，这回他要了一整套午餐。老板确定收他三倍的钱，这样他就知道厉害了!那个阿拉伯人吃过午餐后通通快快的付了钱，还赞扬食物特别好吃，甚至预定了当天晚上十个人的晚餐。老板想了想说:没问题，就让他预定，但是等他的挚友来了就收他们十倍的钱!等到晚上，那些阿拉伯人真的来了，点了好多菜，毫无怨言地付了十倍的钱，而且还大方地给了不少小费。于是第三天，老板在窗户上写了一行新字:犹太人不许人内。英语小笑话短篇故事带翻译：两个猎人Two hunters hire a small plane to take them to a remote
6、 area of Canada. Upon dropping off the hunters，the pilot tells them, "Remember only one moose, because the plane wouldn' t be able to take off with more weight than that. The hunters go off. A week later when the plane returns to pick them up the two hunters are standing by the lake with tw
7、o moose.两个猎人租了一架小型飞机带他们去加拿大的一个偏僻地区。当两个猎人到达目的地下飞机时，飞行员告知他们说:记住，飞机只能带一只驼鹿，否则飞机会因为过重而无法起飞。两个猎人就这样打猎去了。The pilot fumes, "I told you guys only one moose, and you' 11 have to leave one because we won’t be able to take off with that much weight. "Oh, come on, beg the two hunters, "
8、Last year the pilot let us take two moose on, you’re just a chicken.过了一个星期，当飞机返回原地接他们的时候看到他们身边有两只驼鹿。飞行员生气地说:我告知过你们，只能带一只驼鹿。你们必需丢下一只否则飞机过重无法起飞。哦，别这样，两个猎人请求道，去年那个飞行员让我们带了两只驼鹿呢，你胆子也太小了。Not wanting to be accused of being a coward，the pilot allows the two to bring both moose on the craft. The plane
9、 starts across the lake, straining to take off. The pilot tries and tries to no avail and the plane crashes into the trees at the end of the lake. A while later after coming to one of the hunters gets up and looks at all the scattered debris of the wreck and says, "Where are we?To which the oth
10、er hunter replies, "Oh，I’d say about a hundred yards farther than last year.飞行员怕别人说他是胆小鬼，于是就同意带上两只驼鹿一起走。当飞机穿过一个湖后起先迫降。飞行员用完方法也无济于事，飞机坠落在湖边的一片树林里。过了不久，一个猎人起身看着飞机的残骸说:我们这是在哪?’’另一个猎人回答:哦，我觉得比去年还远了一百码呢。英语小笑话短篇故事带翻译：初出茅庐的州警Yesterday, in a county in south Georgia, a young state troo
11、per went to the local magistrate and requested a warrant to arrest someone. The magistrate, doing his job, determined there was insufficient evidence and refused to issue the warrant. The trooper arrested the magistrate forobstruction of justice. Upon arrival at the county jail, the sheriff quickly
12、determined what had happened，and refused to lock up the magistrate. The best part was the state patrol post’s leader's response, in a radio interview. "We believe this was just a minor misunderstanding. We have spoken with the trooper, and it won’t happen again.昨天，在乔治亚州南部的一个县，一位
13、年轻的州警到当地的法院，他想要逮一个人，希望法官给他开一个逮捕令。那个法官认为没有足够的证据可以证明那个人有罪，所以拒绝签发逮捕令。于是，这名警察便以阻碍公务的罪名逮捕了那位法官。可是当治安长官了解了状况以后，便拒绝监禁名法官。然而最精彩的部分还要说是巡警长官的看法了，他在电话采访中说到:我们信任这完全是个小小误会，我们已经指责了那个巡警，并且保证今后再不会发生类似的事情了!看了英语小笑话短篇故事带翻译的人还看了：1.英语笑话故事大全带翻译2.关于英语小笑话故事大全带翻译3.关于英文小笑话短带翻译4.英语小笑话故事大全带翻译5.简洁英语小笑话故事带翻译6.短篇英语笑话故事带翻译本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第6页 共6页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页
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