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1、精选优质文档-倾情为你奉上秋风清，秋月明,落叶聚还散,寒鸦栖复惊。102 The One With the Sonogram at the EndScene Central Perk, everyones there.Monica: What you guys dont understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. Joey: Yeah, right!.Yserious? Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that firs

2、t kiss. Monica: Absolutely. Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, yknow? I mean its like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out. Ross: Yeah, and-and its not that we dont like the comedian, its that-that. thats not why we bought

3、 the ticket. Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concerts over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, yknow? I mean, were in the car, were fighting traffic. basically just trying to stay awake. Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back th

4、e comedian. Otherwise next time youre gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. Joey: (pause).Are we still talking about sex?Opening CreditsScene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave p

5、eople. Ross: No, its good, it is good, its just that- mm- doesnt she seem a little angry? Marsha: Well, she has issues. Ross: Does she？Marsha: Hes out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet! Ross: Marsha, these are cav

6、e people. Okay? They have issues like Gee, that glaciers getting kinda close. See? Marsha: Speaking of issues, isnt that your ex-wife? (Carol, Rosss ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.) Ross: (trying to ignore her) No. No. Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi! Ross: Okay,

7、 okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about Ill, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age. (Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.) Ross:Hi. Carol: So. Ross: You look great. I, uh. I hate that. Carol: Sorry. You look good too. Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who. stands erect. So whats new? Still,

8、 uh. Carol: A lesbian? Ross: Well. you never know. Hows, um. hows the family? Carol: Martys still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh- Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol? Carol: Im pregnant. Ross: Pregnant?! Scene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Threes Company.Chandler

9、: Oh, I think this is the episode of Threes Company where theres some kind of misunderstanding. Phoebe:.Then Ive already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.) Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that? Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. Monica: Whose little ball of pap

10、er is this?! Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didnt need it, so I balled it up and. (sees that Monica is glaring at him) .now I wish I was dead. (Monica starts to fluff a pillow.) Phoebe: Shes already fluffed that pillow. Monica, you know, yo

11、uve already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, its fine! Monica: Look , Im sorry, guys, I just dont wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have. Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a childs pillow. Phoebe: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you

12、re scaring me. I mean, youre like, youre like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way. Joey: Yeah, calm down. You dont see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come. Monica: Thats because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Ysee, hes the Prince. Apparen

13、tly they had some big ceremony before I was born. Chandler: (looking out the window) Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew! Monica: What? Chandler: Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster! All: Eeaagh! (Rachel enters from her room.) Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring? Phoebe: Yeah, its beautiful. Rachel: Oh

14、God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God. (Starts to look under the couch cushions.) Phoebe: No, look, dont touch that! Rachel: Oh, like I wasnt dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him. Hi Barry! Remember me? Im the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire f

15、amily! Oh God and now Im gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder. Monica: Easy Rach, well find it. (To all) Wont we! Chandler and Joey: Oh! Yeah!Joey: Alright, whendya have it on last?Phoebe: Doy! Probably right before she lost it! Chandler: You dont get a lot

16、of doy these days. Rachel: I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with. Chandler: .Dinah? Rachel: (looks at the lasagne and realizes something) Ohhhhh, dont be mad. Monica: You didnt. Rachel: Oh, I am sorry. Monica: I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasag

17、ne through the bottom of the glass pan.) Rachel: Oh, but look how straight those noodles are! Chandler: Now, Monica, you know thats not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne. Monica: (puts down the lasagne) I just. cant do it. Chandler: Boys? Were going in. (Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe sta

18、rt to pick through the lasagne as theres a knock on the door which Monica answers.) Ross: (standing outside the door).Hi. Monica: Wow. That is not a happy hi. Ross: Carols pregnant. Phoebe: (while everyone else is stunned) Ooh! I found it! Monica: W-w-wh-. wha-. w-w-w-. Ross: Yeah. Do that for anoth

19、er two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.) Chandler: Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon? Rachel: Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing? Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if Im not comfortable with it, I don

20、t have to be involved basically its entirely up to me. Phoebe: She is so great! I miss her. Monica: What does she mean by involved? Chandler: I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done. Ross: Anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow. Rachel: So what are

21、 you gonna do? Ross: I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, Im still gonna be a father. (Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.) Joey: .Well, this is still ruined, right?Scene, Monica and Rachels, Monica and Ross are pouring wine for their parents. Mrs

22、. Geller: Oh, Martha Ludwins daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm! Whats that curry taste? Monica: Curry. Mrs. Geller: Mmmm! Ross: I- I think theyre great! I, I really do. Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didnt she? Mrs. Geller: They all

23、 had a thing for him. Ross: Aw, Mom. Monica: Im sorry, why is this girl going to call me? Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or. I dont know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant- Monica: No Mom, I dont have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant

24、. Mrs. Geller: Well, they dont have to know that. (She starts to fluff the same pillow Monica fluffed multiple times earlier.) Monica: Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please? Ross: Yeah. (They go to the kitchen.) Mrs. Geller: Oh, were having spaghetti! Thats. easy. Monica: I kno

25、w this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me. Time Lapse, everyone is now eating. Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life. We ran into her parents at the club, they were

26、not playing very well. Mr. Geller: Im not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding. but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money! Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar. Monica: Whats that supposed to mean? Mrs. Geller: Nothing! Its an expression. Monica: No

27、 its not. Mr. Geller: Dont listen to your mother. Youre independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid. and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles. Time Lapse.Mr. Geller: Look, there are people like Ross w

28、ho need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- Im telling you, these are the people who never get cancer. Time Lapse. Mr. Geller: .And I read about these women trying to have it all, and I thank God Our Littl

29、e Harmonica doesnt seem to have that problem. Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, whats going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks? Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh-

30、 I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, heres the deal. Carols a lesbian. Shes living with a woman named Susan. Shes pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby. (Stunned silence ensues.) Mrs. Geller: (To Monica) An

31、d you knew about this?! Commercial BreakScene: Central Park, everyones there. Joey: Your folks are really that bad, huh? Ross: Well, yknow, these people are pros. They know what theyre doing, they take their time, they get the job done. Monica: Boy, I know they say you cant change your parents,. boy

32、, if you could- (To Ross) -Id want yours. Ross: Must pee. (Goes to pee.) Phoebe: Yknow, its even worse when youre twins. Rachel: Youre twins? Phoebe: Yeah. We dont speak. Shes like this high-powered, driven career type. Chandler: What does she do? Phoebe: Shes a waitress. Rachel: All right, you guys

33、, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.) Monica: Chandler, youre an only child, right? You dont have any of this. Chandler: Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who. my parents actually preferred. Rachel: The lights, please.(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave

34、 as Rachel starts to clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom.) Ross: .How long was I in there? Rachel: Im just cleaning up. Ross: Dya. uh. Do you need any help? Rachel: Uh. okay, sure! Thanks! (She hands him the broom and sits down.) Ross: Anyway. um. (Starts to sweep.) So, you- uh- you nervous abou

35、t Barry tomorrow? Rachel: Oh. a little. Ross: Mm-hmm. Rachel: A lot. Ross: Mm. Rachel: So, got any advice? Yknow, as someone whos recently been- dumped? Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word dumped. Chances are hes gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, yknow, so you should try not t

36、o look too terrific, I know itll be hard. Or, yknow, uh, hey!, Ill go down there, and Ill give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN. Rachel: Oh, youve got Carol tomorrow. When did it get so complicated? Ross: Got me. Rachel: Remember when we were in high school toge

37、ther? Ross: Yeah. Rachel: I mean, didnt you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and thatd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) .Ross? Ross: Yes, yes! Rachel: Oh! Man, I never thought Id be here. (She leans back onto his hand.) Ross: Me either. (He pulls up a stool so that he doesnt have to m

38、ove his hand.) Scene: Carols OB/GYN, Carol is waiting. Ross: (entering) Sorry Im late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur. thing. anyway. (Susan enters holding a drink.) Susan: Hi. Carol: Ross, you remember Susan. Ross: How could I forget? Susan: Ross. Ross: (they shake hands) Hello, S

39、usan. (To Carol) Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, were just waiting for.? Carol: Dr. Oberman. Ross: .Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he- Susan: She. Ross: -she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our. special situation? Carol: Yes, and shes very supportive. Ross: Okay, thats great. (Susan gives her drink to

40、 Carol.) No, Im- Oh. Carol: Thanks. Ross: (picks up a surgical instrament and mimes a duck with it) Quack, quack. Carol: Ross? That opens my cervix. (He drops it in horror.) Scene Barrys office, Barry is working on patient, Robbie, as Rachel enters. Rachel: Barry? Barry: Come in. Rachel: (hesitates)

41、 Are you sure? Barry: Yeah! Its fine, its fine. Robbies gonna be here for hours. Robbie: Huh?! Barry: So, how ya doin? Rachel: Im- uh- Im okay. You look great! Barry: Yeah, well. Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Jason Greensteins gagging. Barry: (answering the intercom) Be right there. (To Robbi

42、e and Rachel) Be back in a sec. (As Barry exits Robbie stares at Rachel.) Rachel: I dumped him. Robbie: Okay. Scene: Carols OB/GYN, theyre talking about how this is going to work. Ross: So, um- so hows this, uh, hows this gonna work? Yknow, with us? Yknow, when, like, important decisions have to be

43、made? Carol: Give me a for instance. Ross: Well, uh, uh, I dont know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the babys name? Carol: Marlon- Ross: Marlon?! Carol: -if its a boy, Minnie if its a girl. Ross: .As in Mouse? Carol: As in my grandmother. Ross: Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse.

44、Um, how about, um. how about Julia? Carol: Julia. Susan: We agreed on Minnie. Ross: Sfunny, um, uh, we agreed wed spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julias on the table.? Scene: Barrys office, Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barrys lamp

45、as Barry enters. Barry: Sorry about that. So. What have you been up to? Rachel: Oh, not much. I-I got a job. Barry: Oh, thats great. Rachel: Why are- why are you so tanned? Barry: Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba. Rachel: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone? Barry: No. I went with, uh. Now, this may hu

46、rt. Robbie: Me?! Barry: No! (To Rachel) I went with Mindy. Rachel: Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?! Barry: Yeah, well, uh, were kind of a thing now. Rachel: Oh! Well, um. (Grabs his forehand) Youve got plugs! Barry: Careful! They havent quite taken yet. Rachel: And youve got lenses! But you hate s

47、ticking your finger in your eye! Barry: Not for her. Listen, I really wanted to thank you. Rachel: Okay. Barry: See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. More than Ive ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And Im an orthodontist. Rachel: Wow. Barry: You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We werent happy. But with Mindy, now Im happy. Spit. Rachel: What? Robbie: