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2、打来，我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给我！嗨。这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。你还好吧？我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙，抓起我的肠子，从我的口中取出，然后绑在我脖上饼干？卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了。- 我帮你泡杯咖啡，谢了。不要别清理我的灵气。可是别碰我的灵气就是了。好吧，保持晦气！我会没事的，真的，我祝她幸福。- 不，你不会的，没错，- 我不会的，去她的，她甩掉我！而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。没有！行了吧？！为何大家都围着这个话题打转？连她不知道，我怎会知道。有时真希望自己也是个女同志。我刚刚大声说出来了吗？昨晚我告诉我父母，他们好像还挺好。真的吗，凌晨三点我接到一个电话，一个女人歇斯底里

3、的向我哭诉，“我不能抱孙子了，我不能抱孙子了。”那是什么？打错了？对不起。别闷闷不乐了，罗斯。你现在很痛苦。我一肚子火,心如刀割。能告诉你解决之道吗？脱衣舞酒店。你单身，有性需求。我不想单身的。我只想再结婚。我只想要一百万！- 瑞秋？！- 天啊，莫妮卡，谢天谢地！我到过你的住处，你不在。有个拿着一根大榔头的人说你可能会在这儿，结果你真的在这儿。想来杯咖啡吗？无咖啡因的。各位，她叫瑞秋，另一位从林肯高中生存下来的人。这位叫钱德勒，菲比，乔伊。还记得我哥罗斯吗？当然。嗨。你想现在告诉我们，还是等伴娘来再说？婚礼前半个小时发生了变数。我在堆放礼物的房间里，看着船形卤肉盘，非常漂亮的船形卤肉盘，突然间

4、有没有代糖？我了解船形卤肉盘此巴瑞更能引起我的“性趣”，我自己都吓了一跳，巴瑞愈看愈像猪头先生。我一直都认为他很眼熟。总之,我必须离开。我开始想，我为何这么做？我为谁这样做？于是我不知该走往何处，我知道你我日渐疏远。但是你是我在这个城市，认识的唯一一个人。好像是唯一没受邀参加婚礼的人。这件事就甭提啦。我猜他送她一台管风琴，她肯定不喜欢，金枪鱼还是鸡蛋沙拉？快决定！我要拥有克莉丝汀拥有的一切。爸，我不能嫁给他对不起，我只是不爱他。对，是我的问题！如果我没了头发，还不如去死。她不该穿那条裤子。我建议推她下楼，推她下楼！推她下楼！推她下楼！爸，你听我说大家这样评价我这一辈子：你是一只鞋今天我倒想看看

5、如果我不再是鞋会怎样。我说如果我想当皮包呢？或是帽子呢？不，我不需你帮我买帽子。我说我是一顶帽子。爸，这是一种比喻。你看他也有些问题。爸，这是我的人生。或许我会和莫妮卡住在这儿。我想我们已确定好谁要和莫妮卡住在这儿。或许那是我的决定。或许我不希罕你的钱。等一下，等一下我说的是或许！深呼吸，就这样。试着想着美好的事物玫瑰上的雨滴，猫嘴上的胡须，门铃和雪橇之类的。啦 啦 啦还有手套我现在好多了。我的功劳。或许这样最好，要自立，决定自己的事情。有任何需要找乔伊准没错。我和钱德勒就住在对面，而且他经常不在家。乔伊,少趁虚而入了，今天是她大喜的日子。什么？有规定不能吗？别再这样，声音很刺耳。我是保罗。天

6、啊，6:30了吗？让他进来！保罗是谁？调酒的那个保罗？或许吧。等等,你今晚该不是真的要和调酒的那个保罗约会吧？他终于开口约你了？对。终于被你等到了。瑞秋，等等，我可以取消。不用了，你去吧，我不会有事的。罗斯，你没事吧。你要我留下来吗？那样最好真的吗？- 假的，去吧！是保罗，调酒师耶！什么意思？他是卖酒的，喝酒的，还是评酒的？请进！ 保罗，这位是各位，各位，他就是保罗。保罗调酒大师。抱歉，我没听清楚你名字。保罗，是吗？我马上就好，我去，去神魂恍惚啦？换衣服！请坐，两秒钟。我刚拔掉四根睫毛，不妙。嗨，保罗！ 嗯，有何指教？一个小秘密，莫妮卡其实就喜欢这样，你摩擦她脖子的同一个地方，反反复复，直到那

7、里开始有点发红。乔伊你给我闭嘴！瑞秋，你打算如何渡过今晚？我应该在前往阿鲁巴渡蜜月的途中，因此没了！我懂，你没去渡蜜月。虽然阿鲁巴在此时有很多大蜥蜴，如果你今晚不想独处，乔伊和钱德勒要到我那儿帮我组合新家俱，对，我们都相当兴奋。谢谢，但我今晚想待在这儿，我折磨了一天。好吧，当然。菲此，想帮忙吗？我可以去，但我不去。爱情似炎炎夏日中的阵雨般美妙，love is a wondrous work of art,but your love oh your love,your love.is like a giant pigeon.crapping on my heart.啦-啦-啦-啦-啦- 谢谢。我

8、应该用蜗杆将托架装在侧面，但我没看见托架和蜗杆，而且，我的脚好麻。我想我们做好书架了。真漂亮。这是什么？我只能说这是个“L”型托架。是哪儿的？我也不知道。书架做好了！终于做好了！这是卡罗最爱喝的啤酒。她总是不用杯子喝，我早应该看出蛛丝马迹。嗨如果你再这样，我们就走了。对啊，请不要破坏这里的乐趣。罗斯，我问你一个问题。她分得家俱，音响和好电视。你分得什么？你们。天啊。你昏头了吧。嗯，天啊！嗯，天啊。我知道，我是个大白痴。她每周看四五次牙医时我就该了解，我指牙齿能有多干净？我哥正承受着这种痛苦，一副失魂落魄的样子。你是怎么熬过来的？你可以不小心砸烂她贵着的东西，如她的她的 腿？这样也不赖！我我砸烂

9、了她的表。你真的砸烂过她的表？哇！我做过的最坏的事情是，我撕碎了男朋友最喜欢的浴巾。 嗯,机智脱身。 对啊。巴瑞，真是对不起。你一定认为此事与我那次说的话有关，关于你做爱时，穿着袜子，其实不是，问题出在我身上，我答录机又把我挂断了。不管怎样瞧瞧，瞧瞧，我知道某个女孩会不可思议的，成为凡可巴瑞太太，但那不是我，不是我。而我现在连我自己是谁都不知道，但你还应该给我一个机会向你我离婚啦！我才26岁就离婚啦！闭嘴！你还是停下来吧！我才花了一小时。看啊，罗斯，你应该理解，我们认识不是太久，但你和一个女人相爱已经四年了，四年的封闭和分享，最后她把你的心都麻醉了，这就是我们为什么不这样做！这还不是最重要的！

10、你知道最可怕的是什么？万一每个人一生只有一个女人怎么办？我的意思是如果你只有一个女人时该怎么办？不幸地我唯一的女人爱的是她你在说什么？一个女人。那就像在说你只能吃一种口味的冰淇淋，罗斯，告诉你吧，冰淇淋的口种有千百种。有各种点心糖果冰淇淋你可以加上小糖条或是核果，或是奶油，这是你一生中最美好的事。你八岁时就结婚了吧？欢迎来到世界！ 抓住勺子！我真的不知道自己是饥渴还是欲火焚身？那么就别碰我家的冰箱。自从她甩掉我之后我，什么？什么，你打算边嚼面条边讲？不，这就像是”第五次约会真情告白”有第五次约会？不需要吗？需要，我想需要的。你刚才想说什么？这个呃自从她离开后，我就一直无法没做过性方面的天啊,天

11、啊,对不起,对不起。没关系你现在需要的应该不是让人吐口水吧。多久了？ 两年了。哇！真高兴你砸烂了她的表！你还想要第五次约会？当然想。我们今天来这里参加乔安妮路易丝坎宁安和查尔斯恰棋-恰棋-恰棋阿可勒的神圣婚礼。喔看乔安妮爱的是恰棋。差别就在这儿！抓住勺子。知道我等着“抓这把勺子”等了多久吗？你对”此尔，别逞英雄”这句话有感觉吗？非常对不起！但我要走了，我有个约会，和安德里亚安吉拉安德里亚嗨，安吉拉喜欢尖叫，安德里亚养猫。对。谢谢。六月份了。我走了。是这样的。就算我鼓起勇气约女人出去，但我要约谁呀？神奇吧？我这辈子从没泡过咖啡。真神奇。恭喜了。你看，我觉得只要我会泡咖啡，就没有什么不行。如果能侵

12、入波兰，就能征服一切。如果你兴致大发想做蛋饼，老实说我不太饿好啊，Lenny和Squigy来啦。早安。早安。早安。早安,保罗。 你好,保罗。 嗨,保罗,是吗？谢谢你！太谢谢你了！好了！不行，我要告诉你昨晚就像我所有的生日，毕业典礼，和谷仓收获季节加在一起一样。晚点打电话。好。谢谢。那还不叫约会？！那你真正的约会到底干些什么？闭嘴,把桌子抬回去。 好吧！孩子们，我要上班去了。如果我不输入那些数字也没什么关系你们大伙儿都有工作？对，我们都有工作。这样才有钱买东西。对，我是个演员。我见过你吗？大概没见过吧。我大部份都是在地区性的节目中演出。等等，除非你看过小木偶的重播。这也算是工作吧？瞧，盖佩多，我

13、是个活生生的小男孩。我不会理睬这种羞辱。你说得对,抱歉。我曾是个小木偶小木偶告诉你们，他死定了。嗨，钱德勒？今天感觉如何？睡得还好吧？和巴瑞通过电话吗？我无法停止笑。我看得出来。你这样子像是昨晚口中含着衣架睡觉。我知道，他是那么还记得你和东尼戴马克？记得。就像那样。那样感觉。你惹上麻烦了。大麻烦！需要婚纱吗？几乎没用过的。我想我们有点不知所以了。我要清醒，去工作。整天都不想他，或者只是清醒然后去工作。- 祝我幸运！为什么？我要去找工作。嗨，莫妮卡！法兰妮，欢迎回来！佛罗里达如何？你们上床了，对不？你怎么看出来的？哦，我恨你，我推着我的洛兹阿姨经过帕罗丛林，你却在做爱！和谁呀？认识保罗吗？保罗，

14、那个调酒的？对，我认识保罗。你认识保罗像我认识他一样？爱说笑，他还得谢我呢。遇到我之前他已有两年无法入道。显然他是骗你的！为什么？为什么会有人那样做？我想答案比”设法骗你上床”更复杂。我恨男人！我恨男人！不，别恨，你也不想把他们丢出宇宙吧。问题出在我身上？难道我有特殊气味。只有狗和感情有严着问题的男人才闻得到。过来，脚给我。我以为他是个好男人。我无法相信你不懂这是骗局。猜猜看？你找到工作了？开玩笑？ 我书都白念了！今天的十二个面试全泡汤了。不过你却异常兴奋。换成是你，你也会一样。如果你遇见John and David的皮靴打五折。你真是太了解我了。这是我的新皮靴，我不需要工作，不需要父母，因为

15、我有新皮靴！你怎么付钱？信用卡啊。卡费谁费？我爸。天啊，好啦，有必要吗？我是说，我可以随时忍住挥霍的。成熟点，你不能靠你爸一辈子。我知道，所以我选择结婚。饶了她吧，第一次独立并不轻松。谢谢。不客气。我记得我第一次来到纽约时的情况，当时我十四岁，我妈刚自杀，我继父再度入狱，我在这儿人生地不熟。最后我和患白化症的男人同居。他为港务局的人清洗车窗。后来他自杀了。然后我找到芳香按摩治疗的工作。所以请相信我你的心情我能体会。你需要的是，“无论如何”好的，准备好了吗？不。不，不，我没准备好！我怎么会准备好呢？嗨，瑞秋！你准备好不用降落伞跳出飞机吗？不行，我不行！你能行的, 我知道你能行！我不觉得.来吧，你

16、会泡咖啡！你就什么都可以！来，剪，剪，剪，剪你们知道吗？我认为我们可以把它们留在那里。只做个象征性的姿势就可以了。瑞秋！ 那是借书卡！剪，剪，剪，剪，剪，剪，剪知道吗，如果你们仔细听，你们会听到上千的商家在尖叫。欢迎来到现实的世界。糟透了，但你会喜欢的！好，就到这。你要睡在沙发上吗？不，我要回家。你没事吧？还好。嗨，看我在地板上发现什么？什么？那是保罗的手表。放回原地就好了。 好。晚安,各位。晚安。嗯对不起。- 不，不，不，走开-吃吧,我不饿。分开？行。你大概不知道我在高中时，肯定能迷死你。我知道。你知道？ 哦我总想你认为我不过是莫妮卡的书呆子哥哥。没错。你是否认为如果抛开其他不好的因素，我能

17、偶尔约你出去吗？有时？有可能？好，或许吧或许我会的晚安。晚安。回头见等等，你怎么了？我刚“抓住了勺子”！我真不敢相信我的耳朵。我真不敢相信我的耳朵。我说你有一个我说你有一个你有完没完？我的老毛病又犯了？没错！我是说你有一个不错的屁股，但不是个了不起的屁股。它又没跳起来咬过你，你怎么知道不是了不起。只是想象。谁要喝咖啡？你煮的还只是端过来而已？端来而已。好,好,给我来杯咖啡。孩子们，新梦我在拉斯维加斯。嗨，小姐？加点咖啡？嗯，劳驾，请递给那个人？去啊。谢谢。对不起。好，拉斯维加斯。我在拉斯维加斯我是丽莎明妮莉102 The One With the Sonogram at the EndScen

18、e Central Perk, everyones there.Monica: What you guys dont understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. Joey: Yeah, right!.Yserious? Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. Monica: Absolutely. Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty

19、 much like an opening act, yknow? I mean its like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out. Ross: Yeah, and-and its not that we dont like the comedian, its that-that. thats not why we bought the ticket. Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concerts over, no ma

20、tter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, yknow? I mean, were in the car, were fighting traffic. basically just trying to stay awake. Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time youre gonna find yourself sitting at home, li

21、stening to that album alone. Joey: (pause).Are we still talking about sex?Opening CreditsScene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people. Ross: No, its good, it is good, its just that- mm- doesnt she seem a l

22、ittle angry? Marsha: Well, she has issues. Ross: Does she？Marsha: Hes out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet! Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like Gee, that glaciers getting kinda close.

23、 See? Marsha: Speaking of issues, isnt that your ex-wife? (Carol, Rosss ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.) Ross: (trying to ignore her) No. No. Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi! Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about Ill, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Ag

24、e. (Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.) Ross:Hi. Carol: So. Ross: You look great. I, uh. I hate that. Carol: Sorry. You look good too. Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who. stands erect. So whats new? Still, uh. Carol: A lesbian? Ross: Well. you never know. Hows, um. hows the family?

25、 Carol: Martys still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh- Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol? Carol: Im pregnant. Ross: Pregnant?! Scene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Threes Company.Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Threes Company where theres some kind of

26、 misunderstanding. Phoebe:.Then Ive already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.) Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that? Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. Monica: Whose little ball of paper is this?! Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to mys

27、elf, and then I realised I didnt need it, so I balled it up and. (sees that Monica is glaring at him) .now I wish I was dead. (Monica starts to fluff a pillow.) Phoebe: Shes already fluffed that pillow. Monica, you know, youve already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, its fine! Monica: Loo

28、k , Im sorry, guys, I just dont wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have. Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a childs pillow. Phoebe: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, youre scaring me. I mean, youre like, youre like all chaotic and twirly. And not

29、-not in a good way. Joey: Yeah, calm down. You dont see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come. Monica: Thats because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Ysee, hes the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born. Chandler: (looking out the

30、window) Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew! Monica: What? Chandler: Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster! All: Eeaagh! (Rachel enters from her room.) Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring? Phoebe: Yeah, its beautiful. Rachel: Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God. (Starts to look under the couch cus

31、hions.) Phoebe: No, look, dont touch that! Rachel: Oh, like I wasnt dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him. Hi Barry! Remember me? Im the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family! Oh God and now Im gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, whi

32、ch makes it so much harder. Monica: Easy Rach, well find it. (To all) Wont we! Chandler and Joey: Oh! Yeah!Joey: Alright, whendya have it on last?Phoebe: Doy! Probably right before she lost it! Chandler: You dont get a lot of doy these days. Rachel: I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it

33、when I was in the kitchen with. Chandler: .Dinah? Rachel: (looks at the lasagne and realizes something) Ohhhhh, dont be mad. Monica: You didnt. Rachel: Oh, I am sorry. Monica: I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.) Rachel: Oh, but look how straight th

34、ose noodles are! Chandler: Now, Monica, you know thats not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne. Monica: (puts down the lasagne) I just. cant do it. Chandler: Boys? Were going in. (Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as theres a knock on the door which Monica ans

35、wers.) Ross: (standing outside the door).Hi. Monica: Wow. That is not a happy hi. Ross: Carols pregnant. Phoebe: (while everyone else is stunned) Ooh! I found it! Monica: W-w-wh-. wha-. w-w-w-. Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.) Chandler:

36、 Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon? Rachel: Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing? Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if Im not comfortable with it, I dont have to be involved basically its entirely up to me. Phoebe: She is so grea

37、t! I miss her. Monica: What does she mean by involved? Chandler: I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done. Ross: Anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow. Rachel: So what are you gonna do? Ross: I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, Im still go

38、nna be a father. (Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.) Joey: .Well, this is still ruined, right?Scene, Monica and Rachels, Monica and Ross are pouring wine for their parents. Mrs. Geller: Oh, Martha Ludwins daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm

39、! Whats that curry taste? Monica: Curry. Mrs. Geller: Mmmm! Ross: I- I think theyre great! I, I really do. Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didnt she? Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him. Ross: Aw, Mom. Monica: Im sorry, why is this girl going

40、 to call me? Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or. I dont know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant- Monica: No Mom, I dont have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant. Mrs. Geller: Well, they dont have to know that. (She starts to fluff the sa

41、me pillow Monica fluffed multiple times earlier.) Monica: Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please? Ross: Yeah. (They go to the kitchen.) Mrs. Geller: Oh, were having spaghetti! Thats. easy. Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on brin

42、ging up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me. Time Lapse, everyone is now eating. Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life. We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well. Mr. Geller: Im not gonna tell you what they spent on t

43、hat wedding. but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money! Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar. Monica: Whats that supposed to mean? Mrs. Geller: Nothing! Its an expression. Monica: No its not. Mr. Geller: Dont listen to your mother. Youre independent, and you

44、always have been! Even when you were a kid. and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles. Time Lapse.Mr. Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- Im telling you, these are the people who never get cancer. Time Lapse. Mr. Geller: .And I read about these women trying to have it all, and I thank God Our Little Harmonica doesnt seem to have that problem.