Men are from Mars 终结版·.ppt

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1、Men are from Mars,women are from Venuswhat is She really saying?what is He really saying?A Womans Guide towhat a man is really saying IM HUNGRY Im hungry IM SLEEPY Im sleepy IM TIRED Im tiredWHATS WRONG?I dont see why youre making such a big deal out of this.WHATS WRONG?What meaningless self-inflict

2、ed psychological trauma are going through now?(又在无病呻吟什么)、Anything we said several months ago is admissible in an argument.All comments null and void(无效)after 7 days、If we say something that can be interpreted in two way,and one of them makes you sad and angry,we meant the other way.、you can either a

3、sk us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both Whenever possible,please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs（暂停）.When were turning the wheel and car is nosing onto the ramp,you saying“this is our exit is not necessary.YES,I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR I lik

4、e it before YES,I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR 50￥！and it doesnt look that much different!YES,I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR For 50￥they should have GIVEN YOU hairA Mans Guide to What a woman is Really Saying Yes=No No=Yes Maybe=No Im sorry=you will be sorryIts your decision=the correct decision

5、 should be obvious by now Do whatever you want=you will pay for this later Surego ahead=I dont want you to Im not upset=of course Im upset,you moron!Youre so manly=I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me?=Im going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me?=I did something today

6、youre really not going to like Am I fat?=Tell me Im beautiful You have to learn to communicate=just agree with me Are you listening to me!?=Too late,youre dead I JUST NEED SOME SPACE without you in itDO I LOOK FAT IN THAT DRESS?we havent had a fight in a whileNO,PIZZAS FINEyou cheap slob!Im not yell

7、ing=yes Im yelling because I think its important In response to“whats wrong?”the same old thing=nothingnoting=everythingnothing,really=its just that you are such an idiot YOU NEVER LISTEN You never listen ILL BE READY IN A MINUTE Im ready,but Im going to make you wait because I know you will OH,NO,I

8、LL PAY FOR MYSELF Im just being nice;theres no way Im going DutchI JUST DONT NEED A BOYFRIEND NOWI just dont want You as a boyfriend now.I DONT KNOW.WHAT DO YOU WHAT TO DO?I cant believe you have nothing plannedI LIKE YOU,BUTI dont like youShe says/He sayshusband:I hear that fish is good for our bra

9、inwife:youd better eat a whale thenLily:how long does a person live without brains?Tom:I dont know,how old are you?Mike:do you think our son gets all his brains from me?Susan:Probably.I still have all mine Tim:did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95%quieter?Joey:yeah,it fits r

10、ight over her mouthCorrect Male ResponsesQuestion 1:“do you love me?”The correct answer:Yes or yes,dear Never answer like that.A.I suppose soB.Would it make you feel better if I say yes?C.That depends on what you mean by loveD.Does it matter?E.Who,me?Question 2:do you think she is prettier than me?T

11、he correct answer:No,you are much prettier/of course not Never answer like that.A.Not prettier,but prettier in a different way B.Not prettier,but definitely thinnerC.Yes,but I bet you have a better personalityD.Not as pretty as you when you were her ageQuestion 3:Do l look fat?Correct answer:no,of c

12、ourse not(quickly and emphatically)Never answer like that.A.I wouldnt call you fat,but you are not exactly thin B.Compared to what?C.A little extra weight looks good on you D.Ive seen fatter E.Could you repeat the question?I was just thinking about your insurance policy vedioTHANK YOUHAVE A NICE DAY!