Men and Marriage 男人与婚姻.ppt

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1、I married Miss Right.I just didnt know her firstname was ALWAYS!Marriage is a 3-ring circus:Engagement RingWedding RingSuffeRingThe last fight was my fault.My wife asked,“Whats on theTV?”I said:.“DUST!”In the beginning,God created earth and rested.Then God createdman and rested.Then God created woma

2、n.Since then,neither God nor man has rested!Do you know the punishment for bigamy?Two MOTHER-IN-LAWS!Why do men die before their wives?They want to!A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping onRodeo Drive and said:“I havent eaten anything in four days”.She looked at him and said?.I wish I h

3、ad your willpower!Young son:“Dad,I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesnt know his wife until he marries her?”Dad:“That happens in every country,son.”A man inserted an ad in the classified:“WIFE WANTED”.The next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing:“You can have mine!”