英语幽默短剧剧本中国文化.pdf

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1、 英语幽默短剧剧本中国文化 旁白：Its a cold evening.The Titanic has sunken.Rose,Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean.This is Jack.This is Rose and this is Oscar,her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）Oscar:Oh,honey Are you OK?（边说边将手搭上 Rose 肩）Jack:She is my girl.（打开 Oscar 的手）Oscar:You are so cold.（脱下报

2、纸披在 R 身上面向观众）what you wear,what you are.Jack:What are you doing!（扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）,warm and comfortable,its my choice.（将羽绒服披在 Rose 身上）Rose:（向 Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.Oscar:Hey!She is my wife-to-be,who are you?Jack:I am I.Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）.Oscar:

3、People on the Earth all know,She,and I,will go to New York to have our wedding.Rose:But now Jack:Dont say any more!Take your knife out!（从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）Oscar:Ok.Lets go fighting!（同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）Jack&Oscar:Fighting!（用铅笔互戳）-小蜜蜂 Rose:No,no,no!Please stop!（拉二人）(J&O 不小心将 Rose 推下桌子落水）Rose:Help,help!（Jack&Oscar

4、将拉上 Rose 桌子）Oscar:Honey,how are you?Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）,just so confident（甩头发）（Rose 不小心推 Oscar，Oscar 落水）Oscar:Help,help!Rose:Oh,no!（向 Oscar 伸手）（Jack 抓过 Rose 的手，对视）Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花You are my life,you are my honey Rose:Butwhat about Oscar?Jack:Dont pay attention to him.Rose:OK.Darling I love you

5、,loving you,like mouse love rice 旁白：At this time,Oscar has been far awayJack and Rose are still floating in the ocean.Its colder and colder.Jack:Do you feel cold?Rose:Yes.You see we are so lonely.Jack:Dont worry.I have this!（从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）.（Jack 按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一

6、张纸，上书S）Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I?I am Superwoman!The famous Superman is my brother.Im willing to help others.Rose:Would you please help us get away from here?（Superwoman无视，面向 Jack）Superwoman:Oh,pretty boy Come here,I will save you.Jack:Take my girl together.Superwoman:No way!（Superwoman 下

7、）（Jack 第二次按下打火机）（Indian Princess 上，向观众合掌问候）Princess:I am a princess from India.Rose:Would you please help us get away from here?Princess:OK.I have a magic blanket,maybe it can take you away.Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack&Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess 上下晃动围巾）Princess:Oh,no,its broken!My blanket!（边说边后退，渐远）（Indian Prin

8、cess 下）（Jack 第三次还没按，Harry Potter 上，提着扫帚）Harry:Yi?Where am I?（向观众）My name is Harry Potter.Im from Hogwarts（霍格沃茨）.I lose my way.Rose:Would you please help us get away from here?Harry:I really want to help you,but my ability is limited.（耸肩）Jack:（愤怒地）Oh,my god!Go away at once!（指向前方）（Harry Potter 下）旁白：Su

9、ddenly,the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.Jack:Rose,listen to me.I love you,but I will leave you.The boat cant support us for a long time.You must live,so I will jump into the sea.Rose:No,no,no.Jump or not jump,this is a question.Jack:Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）Ro

10、se:God will bless us.（Jack 和 Rose 同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）Jack&Rose:One two three!（Jack 出锤子，Rose 出包子）Jack:I lose.You see,its Gods choice.（Rose 连连摇头）Rose:Oh,no.Jack,Jack,why your name is Jack!Jack:I wish you a happy life.Good-bye!（Jack 跳下桌子，Rose 伸手拉，未果）Rose:You jump,I jump.（Rose 跳下桌子，O 未死，继续叫救命）（旁白唱 my heart will go on，音乐起，全剧终。Jack&Rose 跳舞，张开手臂经典动作结束。）