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1、太子丹：杨冠男 李莫愁：余佳荣阿三：陈柳 旁白：周玲 荆轲：潘斌 路人甲：冯士康妻子：刘茜 中国古典美女：罗培 幕后人员：杨诚 李婷君 Introduction：Long ago there was a介绍：在很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家。介绍：在很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家。crazy country,in this crazy country there were some crazy people,在这个疯狂的国家里有着一些疯狂的人。在这个疯狂的国家里有着一些疯狂的人。trying to show the crazy history by 并试图经过疯狂的方式来展现疯狂的历史。并试图经过疯狂

2、的方式来展现疯狂的历史。crazy ways.Mr.Jing Ke was the most 荆轲，最有名的剑客，被送到秦国刺杀嬴政。但是最荆轲，最有名的剑客，被送到秦国刺杀嬴政。但是最后失败了。后失败了。famous swordsman（剑客）（剑客）and was sent to kill king of Qing,“Ying Zheng”.But finally 你想知道他在这段时期发生的事吗，好的，接下来的你想知道他在这段时期发生的事吗，好的，接下来的场景将告诉你事实的真相。场景将告诉你事实的真相。he failed.Do you want to know what happened

3、at that time?Okay,next show,will tell you the truth太子丹：Mirror,mirror,tell me,who is the most pretty man in the world?(Its you,Prince Dan!)Thank u mirror!Im Prince Dan,the magic mirror said I am the most attractive(吸引人的)man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous(妒忌的)guy（家伙）I feel he will kill me if

4、 mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?Where is my minister(大臣)?阿三:Honey,I am coming.太子丹：Ive told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful、graceful(优雅的)、handsome、charming(迷人的)、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure,honey!I have a good idea.We can find a h

5、ero to kill YingZheng太子：Oh yeah.What is the most expensive commodity in this century(世纪)?Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！）Good idea!But who is the right candidate(候选人)?阿三：After screening(筛选)I have two promising(有希望的)persons on hand.One is Miss LiMoChou,the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.

6、1 killer of the world.太子：Well,show me the winner as soon as possible,OK?阿三：Yes.Action IIAction II荆轲：Are you Li Are you Li mochoumochou?李莫愁：李莫愁：Yes.Yes.荆轲：OK.IOK.I m m JingkeJingke,you know,I will let you know I,you know,I will let you know I am the king of the killersam the king of the killers world

7、.world.李莫愁：李莫愁：Are you Are you challengingchallenging（挑战的挑战的）me?me?荆轲：Off course!Off course!李莫愁：李莫愁：Come on!Come on!“人在江湖漂人在江湖漂啊啊，哪哪有不挨刀有不挨刀啊啊，一刀，一刀砍砍不死不死啊啊，两两刀刀砍砍死死你啊你啊。”李莫愁：李莫愁：What happened?Why arenWhat happened?Why aren t you t you hurthurt（使受伤使受伤）?荆轲:We dont need any reason to win a person.Dont

8、:We dont need any reason to win a person.Dont we?Do we?we?Do we?（赢一一个个人需要理由人需要理由么么，不需要，不需要么么，需要，需要么么？）？）李莫愁：李莫愁：Momma always said:Momma always said:“Life is like a box of Life is like a box of chocolates,chocolates,MochouMochou.You never know what you.You never know what you re re gonnagonna（将要将要）ge

9、t.I got it,get.I got it,Momma is right.Momma is right.太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine,thank you,and you?太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an unusual answer to“How are you”?我的天呀，你可以给我一个“你还好么”有创新的回答吗？荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine,thank you,and your wife?很好，谢谢，你的妻子怎么样？太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey,man,Im kidding!太子丹：Oh,Im kiddi

10、ng too!May I have your name card,please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be,thats a question.成功或不成功，那是一个很严肃的问题。阿三：Hero，we need your help.英雄，我们需要你的帮助。荆柯：I am busy now!我现在很忙。太子丹：You can get a lot of money.你会得到很多的钱。荆柯：I am very busy now!我现在真的很忙。阿三：IC,ID,IQ card?公交卡 身份证 智商证荆柯：I am very very busy now!我现在真

11、的非常非常的忙。阿三:Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K.,she is yours.看，她是世界上最美丽的女人，如果你答应了，她就是你的了。荆柯：柯：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl,but TCM is my only love!I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl,but TCM is my only love!但是但是传说中的中的TCMTCM才是我的最才是我的最

12、爱。我不得不。我不得不说她她是非常的性感和美是非常的性感和美丽的女人。的女人。阿三：阿三：What?WhatWhat?What s the TCM?s the TCM?荆柯柯;Hey,guy!You look so smart but why you didn;Hey,guy!You look so smart but why you didn t know TCM?Any of them can t know TCM?Any of them can give you the answer.give you the answer.嘿，嘿，伙伙计，你你看看来来如此如此聪明。但是明。但是为什什么么

13、不不真真的的TCMTCM，只有他，只有他们能能给你你答案。答案。阿三：阿三：Excuse me?WhatExcuse me?What s the TCM?s the TCM?观众众甲：甲：TCM-Traditional Chinese MM.TCM-TCM-Traditional Chinese MM.TCM-传说的中的中国国美眉。美眉。太子丹：太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gent I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gent lemenlemen,this is Lipton ,t

14、his is Lipton Slimming tea.It is a brand new product of Unilever China.Slimming tea.It is a brand new product of Unilever China.我必我必须要向要向你你现出我出我的王牌了，女生的王牌了，女生们，男生，男生们，这是利普是利普顿食食疗法茶法茶这是中是中国国单分子的一分子的一个个新新产品牌子。品牌子。荆柯柯 ：Slimming Slimming 减减食食疗法法 tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of times.My tea!I h

15、ave dreamed of it for thousands of times.My wife always threatens to leave me if I wife always threatens to leave me if I couldcould t t reduce my weight.reduce my weight.阿三阿三 ：You want?Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent?Why are you You want?Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent?Why a

16、re you looking at me?Although your eyes are full of sincerity,I looking at me?Although your eyes are full of sincerity,I m very glad.you still m very glad.you still have to speak up.Take it!Do you really like?Really?have to speak up.Take it!Do you really like?Really?你你不是不是真真的想要的想要吧吧？难道道你真你真的想要的想要吗 荆柯柯 ：Just tell me what should I do?I will do Just tell me what should I do?I will do angthingangthing for you .for you .太子太子与与阿三阿三 ：Yean Yean 旁白：旁白：Then Then JingkeJingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by was sent to Qin and finally killed by YingzhengYingzheng.鼓掌！