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1、单口相声剧本今天说的这个故事，是明朝时候的事儿。在山东临清有一家财主。家里有一个少爷，叫张好古。从小就娇生惯养，也没念过书。长大了，吃喝嫖赌，无所不为。天天儿吃饱喝足，提笼架鸟，满街遛。因为这个，大家伙儿都管他叫“狗少”。有一天，张好古走在街上，看见一个相面的，围着一圈子人。他想看一看，刚往那儿一站，相面的一眼就看见他了，知道他是狗少，想要奉承他几句，蒙两个钱。假装看了看他，说：“这位老兄，双眉带彩，二目有神，可做国家栋梁之材。看阁下印堂发亮，官运昌旺，如要进京赶考，保您金榜题名。到那时我给您道喜。”名师归纳总结大肚能容，容学习困难之事，学习有成第 1 页，共 16 页张好古要是明白，当时能给

2、他一个嘴巴。因为他不认字啊，连自己的名字都写不上来，上京赶考?拿什么考呀?可是他这狗少的脾气没往那儿想。他想：“我们家有的是钱啊，要想做官那还不容易嘛。”他不但不生气，反倒挺高兴。说：“准能得中吗?”“决不奉承!保您得中前三名!”“好!给你二两银子。真要中了，回来我还多给你。要是中不了，回来我可找你没完。”相面的心里说：等你回来我就走了!张好古回到家里，打点行囊包裹，带了些金银，还真上北京赶考来了。他也不想想，你连自己的名字都不会写，就赶考?这不是浑吗!可是遇见那样社会就有那样事情。他动身那天就晚了，赶到北京正是考场末一天。等到了西直门，城门早就关了。事也凑巧，正赶上西直门进水车。明、清两代的

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10、了城，他不知道考场在哪儿，骑着马满处乱撞，走到棋盘街，看见对面来了一群人，当中间有个骑马的，前边有俩人打着气死风灯这是九千岁魏王魏忠贤下夜查街。张好古这匹马眼神一岔，要惊，他一勒丝缰没勒住，这马正撞上魏忠贤的马。要搁在往日，魏忠贤连问都不问就给杀了，因为他是明僖宗皇上最宠信的太监，有先斩后奏的权力。今天魏忠贤想问问他，一勒马。说：“你这小子，闯什么丧啊?”张好古也不知道他是九千岁啊!说：“啊!你管哪!我有要紧的事。”“嗬，猴儿崽子!真横啊!有什么要紧的事?”“我打山东来，我是上京赶考的，要是晚了进不去考场，不就把我这前三名耽误了吗?”“你就知道你能中前三名?”“啊!没把握大老远的谁上这儿来呀!

11、”“现在考场也关了门啦，你进不去呀!”“进不去我不会砸门吗?”魏忠贤一想：他就知道他能得中前三名，准有这么大的学问吗?不能!这是大话欺人，他这是拿学问唬我哪。随着说：“来呀!拿我张片子，把他送到考场去。”魏忠贤名师归纳总结大肚能容，容学习困难之事，学习有成第 3 页，共 16 页文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6

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18、H3W6N5E3要看看他的学问怎么样。可是魏忠贤也浑蛋，你要看看他的学问，你别拿片子送他呀，你就叫他自己去得了。他这一拿片子，张好古倒得了意啦，本来他不认识考场，这一来有了领道儿的了。差人带着张好古来到考场，一砸门，把片子递进去。两位主考官看是魏忠贤的片子，赶紧都起来了，这个就说：“这人是九千岁送来的，一定跟他有关系，咱们可得把他收下!”那个说：“不行啊!号房都满了。”“满了咱们也得想办法呀!你想九千岁黑更半夜送来的人一定是他的亲戚。依我说，赶紧给他腾间房。实在不行，哪怕咱们俩人在当院蹲一宿哪，也得把他留下。”“好吧!那咱们就在当院蹲一宿吧!”这叫什么事!两位主考官把张好古让进来以后，他们俩人

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26、L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3名那可太不下去了，得啦!来个二名吧!”张好古一个字没写，弄个第二名!到了第三天，凡是得中的人，都得到主考官家里拜老师，递门生帖。全去了，就是张好古没去。他不懂啊!两位主考宫又嘀咕上了。这个说：“张好古太不通人情了。虽然他是魏王送来的，要没有咱们哥儿俩关照他，说死他也中不了啊。怎么着?现在得中了，连老师都不拜，这也太不通人情了。”“别那么想，咱们得冲着魏王。你想魏王黑更半夜拿着片子把他送来，这一定是魏王的亲支近派。将来他要是做了官，咱们还得仗着他关照咱们哪。他不是没来吗?没关系!咱们不会看看他去吗?”这倒不错，老师拜徒弟，倒了个儿了!

27、两位主考官见了张好古。说：“那天要没有九千岁那张片子，这考场你可就进不来了。”张好古也不知道哪儿的事啊，就含糊着答应。等他们俩人走了以后，一打听，才知道九千岁是魏忠贤。心里说：哎呀!要没有这张片子，考场就进不来了。他可没想他不认字!名师归纳总结大肚能容，容学习困难之事，学习有成第 5 页，共 16 页文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S

28、4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5

29、E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L

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31、1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6

32、N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y

33、2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L

34、1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3又一想：我得瞧瞧九千岁去!买了很多的贵重礼物，到了魏王府，把名片、礼单递进去。魏忠贤一看名片，不认识。有心不见吧，一看礼单，礼物还很贵重。说：“叫他进来吧。”张好古进去一说：“那天要不是九千岁拿片子送我，我还真进不了考场。也是王爷福气大，我中了个第二名。”魏忠贤一愣，啊!真有这么大的学问?怪不得那天说那么大的话哪!既然有这么大的学问，将来我要是面南背北之时，这人对我有很大的用处啊。当时吩咐设摆酒宴款待。张好古足吃一顿，吃饱喝足，告辞，魏忠贤亲自送出府门。这下子，北京城哄嚷动了，文武百官都知道了，大家纷纷议论：“咱们不论多大的官，谁进魏王府拜见也没送出来过呀

35、?怎么新科进士张好古去了，魏王亲自送到门口哪?”那个说：“他是魏王的亲支近派。”“看九千岁把他送出来的时候，还是恭恭敬敬的，说不定张好古许是魏王的长辈。”“既然是魏王的长辈，咱们应该大伙儿联名，上个奏折，保荐一下。将来他要做了官儿，一定对咱们名师归纳总结大肚能容，容学习困难之事，学习有成第 6 页，共 16 页文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3

36、L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H

37、3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:C

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41、:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5

42、 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3有很大的关照。”“对!”大家联名保荐新科进士张好古，说他有经天纬地之才，安邦定国之志，是国家的栋梁。皇上一听，说：“既然有这样的人材，应该入翰林院啊。”他又入了翰林院了!到了翰林院，这些翰林都知道他是魏忠贤的人，又听说他是大家联名保荐的，大伙儿谁敢不尊敬他呀?有写的东西也不让他写，不但不让他写，大伙儿写好了，反倒给他看：“张年兄!您看这行吗?”“行!很好!很好!”就会说这么一句。不管人家问什么，都是“很好!很好!”就这句话他愣在翰林院混了一年。转过年来，魏忠贤的生日，文武百官都送很贵重的礼物。张好古除去送了很多贵重礼物之外，他打四宝斋纸店又买了一

43、副对联，可没写，拿着就进翰林院了，大伙儿一瞧。说：“张年兄，这是给魏王送的寿对儿吗?”“是啊!”大伙儿打开一看。说：“哟!没写哪?”“可不是吗。”名师归纳总结大肚能容，容学习困难之事，学习有成第 7 页，共 16 页文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E3 ZJ1H3W6N5E3文档编码:CY7Y2L10Q2K5 HZ3L1G1S4E

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