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1、630 版新白娘子传奇剧本旁白：long long ago,a moving story happened here,its about love,life,and fun（音乐起，千年等一回）齐唱：waiting 1000 years1000 years for a chanceWaiting 1000 yearsI have no regretWho said this to meThat love me foreverOnly for your wordsAI wont be regretfulRain heart broke wind is cryingSweety love seem

2、s to fallWest lake likes my tearI would like to be fire with youAWaiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chanceWaiting 1000 years I have no regretWaiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chanceWaiting 1000 years1000（音乐，幻化人形）第一幕：断桥上旁白：the snake white and snake green became into human beings through magic powe

3、r青：“sister，is this the world of human being?what a terrible atmosphere!the air makes me can tbreath!”白：“Dont you know that the PM2.5?If i dont want to meet my Mr Right,i will never come hereto suffer this.”青：“sister,where are we?”白：“Let me have a look.”(拿出来地球仪）青：“You are really prepared a lot!”白：“we

4、 are in LeiFeng Pagoda.Now,and the west lake is ahead.”青：“it is difficult to find the United State in the globe,but you use it to find out the WestLake?haha,ridiculous!”白：“shut up!hurry up!if you keep this speed to ride the bike,when will we arrive at the WestLake?”青：“oh,my dear.The bike only has tw

5、o pedals and one of them is broken.I have try my best,thisrate is not slow.Why are you so hurry?”白：“oh,I have told you that i want to meet my Mr Right XuXian.This is the most important thingin my life.”青:“ok,ok.You go to meet your Mr Right XuXian and when will I find my Mr Right.”白：“oh,you dont have

6、 to worry.I will find a husband for you in Fei cheng wu rao programsomeday.”青：“oh dear.you are a snake and xuxian is a man,will you have a baby in the future?”白：“of course,hahaha.”青：“and“KA”,you will give birth to many snake eggs!”白：“shut up!”白素贞和许仙相遇。许仙手拿信物白：“Are you Mr Xu?”许：“Yes,i am.Im Xu Xian.A

7、nd,Are you Miss Bai?”白：“Yes,of course!what a handsome man!”许：“thank you,and you are also a charming girl.would you like to walk with me?”白：“of course,lets go!”青：“sister,sister,Lets go together.”白：“dont you see im busy?go!”(强盗出现)强盗一：“the tree I planted”强盗二：“planted!”强盗一：“the way I opened”强盗二：“opened!

8、”强盗一：“if you want to pass the way,”一、二：“money.”白：“Im so frightened.”许：“dont be afraid,look at me.”！打！白：“mr xu,you are so smart,you saved me,you are my hero!Can,can I marry you?”许：“oh，what a pleasure.lets go home.niangzi”白：“ok.”（二人离去）青：“sister,sister!”第二幕:旁白：from then on，miss white miss green and xux

9、ian lived a happy life until suddenly oneday，miss green heard that the monk fahai would come.青：“sister,what are you doing here?”白：“xu.(嘘）xuxian hadnt wake up,Im thinking about our future.”青：“Ive known that fahai is coming here”白：“oh,look,the scenery is beautiful,if only”（音乐起，紧张）法海出现法海：“evil spirits!

10、today,Ill subdue you!lady white,you have no chance to escape!”白：“go,Ill hit him.”(面向青)青：“sister,dont do it.”白：“keep back,dont come any closer!”青：“come on,just give me your hand.”（二人伸出手，音乐起，悲情）旁白：fahai was about to tame miss white,miss green was feeling anxious.青：“odukei？Im not his competitor,I must

11、go away,otherwise,who can save my sister?”第三幕：（音乐起，赵雅芝中文网）许仙：“I have a dream that one I can get a MBA degree in Harward University，I have adream,that one I could get married with you I have a dream”青：“xu,xuxian”许仙：“oh,you lookso beautiful today,what can I do for you?”(抓住小青的手)青（挣脱）：“terrible,so terri

12、ble,my sister was caught by a monk.get it?”许：“oh,what?where is she?”青：“follow me,quickly!”第四幕：许仙：“fahai，come out!”法海：“whos calling me?Todays young men are more and more impolite!”许仙：“fuck，give my wife back”法海：“emituofo，shanzaishanzai，your wife is a monster”许仙：“fuck，whos monster?I only know,suzhen is

13、 my wife.”法海：“ok I will show you her nature”（法海从包里拿出照妖镜，对准白素贞，白蛇倒下）（神雕侠侣音乐起）许仙：“are you really a monster？”白：“yes，I had cheated you，Im a monster.”周围：“kill her kill her”许仙：“shut up！”“yes,she is a monster,she should be killed,but as her husband,how can ILive without her,no matter you are human being or

14、 a monster,Ill love you forever.”白：“xianggong”许仙：“niangzi”法海：“go to die！”（两人拉手，难舍难分，音乐起，泰坦尼克）白蛇显出原形，法海用钵盂收走许仙：“oh,my love,my love.”“Ill save her no matter how hard it is!”第五幕：旁白：miss white was taken by fahai，in the leifeng tower，miss white telephoned her huabandoutside白：“honey，the tower is so hard t

15、hat you cant get in”许仙：“dont be afraid，my dear，well come soon.but I dont know how to do？”白：“oh，I know，we can turn guanyin Buddha for help。”许仙：“oh，get it，Ill go to nanhai now，waiting me，wife！”旁白：as soon as xuxian heard it，he hurried went to nanhai许仙遇见观音：“guanyin buddha，you are so beautiful today”观音：“

16、oh，really？”许仙：“of cause，you are the most beautiful lady I have seen”观音：“well，tell me whats up？”许仙：“my wife was caught by a bad monk，now she is arrested in leifeng tower”观音：“oh，I have known it，but you know a monster isnt allowed to marry human being，soshe should be punished”许仙：“why？why is that？Id rat

17、her its me be punished，guanyin Buddha，just let me replaceher”观音：“though I couldnt help you，you can turn the famous terrorist for help，emituofo，shanzaishanzai”(转身离开)许仙：“terrorist？where to find one？”观音忽然回头：“forgot to tell you，benladeng is wanted by American government，so，now heis hiding in china”许仙：“o

18、h yeah，great！”旁白：after searching for several days，xuxian got the news that benladeng is in Qingdao studiesuniversity许仙：“hi，brother，I caught some trouble，can you help me？”本拉登：“is it the tower？I have heard of that from my guys，easy，but，why do i help you？”许仙：“well，I have a sister called little qing,who

19、 is famous for her beauty in china,if you helpme”本拉登：“great，hurry up，dont waste time！”（炸弹声响起，白蛇获救）白：“xianggong”许仙：“niangzi”“let me introduce，this is mr benladeng”白：“thank you for helping me”本拉登：“a piece of cake，Im good at it！”青跑过来抱住白：“sister！I have never thought we could meet again”本拉登：“a！”小青也惊叹*白：“whats wrong？”许仙：“its love”白：“lets go together”青：“dont you see im busy now？”（二人走，谢幕）