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1、有趣的三分钟英语演讲笑话()是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。WTT精心收集了三分钟英语笑话带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!三分钟英语笑话带翻译篇1 always thirsty 总感到口渴“i had an operation,” said a man to his friend, “and the doctor left a sponge in me.”一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”“that's terrible!” said the friend. “got any p

2、ain?”“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”“no, but i am always thirsty!”“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”三分钟英语笑话带翻译篇2 Two Birds 两只鸟Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

3、Teacher: Please tell us.老师：请说说看。Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。三分钟英语笑话带翻译篇3 if i am a managerone day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a position – if i am a manager.all the students began to write except a boy. the teacher went to him and asked the reason.“i am waiting for my secretary,” was the boys answer.如果我是一个经理一天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。“我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。看了“三分钟英语笑话带翻译”的人【END】第 3 页 共 3 页