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1、精选优质文档-倾情为你奉上The tale of the white snake （音乐，幻化人形） Long long ago, there was a white snake who was saved by a human boy. Then after 1800 years, she came to the human world with her sister xiaoqing to find her benefactor to return the favor. So snake white and snake green became into human beings thro

2、ugh magic power. They came to the earthly paradise - Hang Zhou, to get an encounter with her benefactor.第一幕：断桥上 (音乐：前世今生cut 版)青：“Sister, is this the world of human being? How beautiful! ” 白：“Be careful, follow me!” （闪电，下雨音乐伴奏）青：“What a heavy rain!” 白：“Dont worry, we have an umbrella.” (白素贞撑起一把破伞)许仙上

3、场，白素贞与许仙相遇 （音乐前世今生cut版）许：“Oh, my god! How beautiful！”白：“So handsome Mr.，your clothes is wet, now I have an umbrella, let us share one.” 许：“Oh, thank you, lovely girl. How fine the weather is! Would you like to have a walk with me? ” 白：“Ok, lets go.” 青：“Sister, sister, lets go together.” 白：“Dont you

4、see Im busy? Go away!” (小白用力的推开了小青)小青伤心地跑开了。 （跑的姿势要有笑点）许：“Whats your name?” 白：“Su Zhen” 许：“I never saw a girl more beautiful than you, your beauty makes the sky falling down tears, when I saw you, I dont know what to say ” 白：“Mr. you can just say what you want to say.” 许：“Could you marry me?” 白：“Yes

5、，I do, Xian gong!” 许：Xiaobai（音乐 今天你要嫁给我cut版）二人离去 第二幕: 法海收服白素贞旁白： From then on ， snake white ，snake green and XuXian lived a happy life, they often chew the fat ,and burned the candle at both ends .until suddenly one day ，miss green heard that the monk Fahai would come.白素贞望向窗外皱眉，掐算的手势，小青走过来。 （音乐 掐算）青

6、：“Sister, what are you doing here?”白：“. Im thinking about our future. I forecast that fahai have come here，our happy life will end soon” 青：“Dont think like that, we will be safe and sound. Oh ,look, the scenery is beautiful ” （音乐 得意法海） 法海出现 （身披床单，一手手拿晾衣杆，一手拿圆形饭盒）法海：“Evil snake! Today, Ill subdue you

7、! Snake white, you have no chance to escape!” (法海举起了饭盒)小白小青做惊恐状，然后对视一笑，作鄙视的手势（哼哼哼）法海看着饭盒说道“too small？”然后换脸盆说道“ha-ha，this is big enough！”小白小青做惊恐状，定了定神说青：Buddhist monk，get out here , otherwise，Ill let you die ugly. 法海：evil snake，let me give you some color to see see!（法海向前伸出脸盆隔空打伤了小青，小青作负伤状，一手扶着桌子半蹲着）白

8、去扶小青说道：“xiaoqing，are you ok? Keep back, dont come any closer!青：sister！小白做出准备打架的姿势，此时许仙入场，看到此景许仙：oh darling，what happened?法海：Your wife is evil spirit! Let me tame her!许仙一手推开白娘子，白娘子啊一声，被推到一旁（要演的有笑点）许仙挡在白娘子面前许仙：You are a liar. She is my wife! I wont let you hurt her!法海：how stupid！Look, I will tame her

9、now.(法海举起脸盆收小白，小白渐渐被法海吸走，小白和许仙拉著彼此的手难舍难分) 放背景乐my heart will go on许仙：Come on; just give me your hand.小白：guan ren，I love you forever, dont forget me.许仙：niang zi, no! dont leave me alone! I wont let you go!两人的手还是分开了，小白被法海吸出门外，然后法海进门，拿着脸盆，从脸盆中拿出白纸条笑道法海：Ha-ha, snake white, you will spend your left time u

10、nder the leifeng tower!许仙披上斗篷（床单）开启作战状态许仙：no！Give my wife back!法海：哼！stupid human！no way！许仙与法海展开了搏斗（放背景乐男儿当自强（黄飞鸿主题音乐 音乐版）两人抖床单，来回打太极推来推去三回合许仙败（要演的有笑点 配合着音乐）然后法海拿好脸盆走向许仙法海：阿弥陀佛，color is empty， empty is color. （色即是空 空即是色）Young man, forget it and you can start a new life!(法海拂袖扬长而去)第三幕 断桥相逢旁白：After snak

11、e white was tamed by faihai, xuxian was mad and crazy; he went to west lake everyday, hope to meet his wife on the duan bridge. Finally his behavior move the guanyin bodishavva, and guanyin forgive theSnake white.（音乐 神秘园）许仙失神游走着说道：niangzi, where are you?路人甲和路人乙走过，许仙拉着他们问：did you see my wife? Did you

12、 see my wife?路人甲：no（摇头）路人乙：Dont answer him; he must be mad路人甲和路人乙扬长而去，许仙失神继续游走着寻找小白，此刻天突然下起了雨（一个人撒碎纸屑）（放音乐 神秘园）许仙抬头看着天空说道 oh it rains. 突然一把破雨伞出现在头顶 小白来了(放音乐 一只金钗续前缘)许仙：niangzi，I miss you so much.小白：guanren。So do I. lets enjoy the rain。（小白手指远方 两人一同看向远方）大家一起登场齐唱：Waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a cha

13、nceWaiting 1000 years I have no regret Who said this to me That love me foreverOnly for your wordsAI wont regret thatRains heart brokeWind is crying Sweet love seems to fall West Lake likes my tear I would like to be fire with youA waiting 1000 years1000 years for a chance Waiting 1000 yearsI have no regretWaiting 1000 years1000 years for a chance Waiting 1000 years 专心-专注-专业