四人英语话剧剧本-《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)(共3页).doc

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1、精选优质文档-倾情为你奉上四人英语话剧剧本新梁祝外传（搞笑版）L:梁山伯Z:祝英台M:马文才 X:马文才老婆 A：旁白A: It is said that liangshanbo and zhuyingtai came together to the Ningbo university, a famous university in the world, to study English three years ago. Liangshanbo have a passion for English and learned oral English from Professor Zhou. Li

2、angshanbo is especially good at imitating Martin Luther Kings speech（L:“Ihaveadream”）, Zhuyingtai has a wish to go abroad and dream that she can be The BBC Present in the future.（Z“thisisBBC.）,finally, zhuyingtai was admitted to Columbia University for the high TOEFL and GRE scores. On the day, Zhuy

3、ingtai departure, liangshanbo saw her off in the Lishe airport of Ningbo.(梁祝小提琴)L:Yingtai，take care of yourself without me. IloveyousomuchandIllmissyou everyday！Z:Iloveyou,too!Shanbo,Ionlyloveyouinthiswildworld.IllmarryyouassoonasI am back. Wait for me just for two years. L:OK, darling ,Illkissyouac

4、rossthePacificOcean.Z:Ill kissyoufromtheotherside.Please waitformehoney.A：A month later, Liangshanbo called back from Ningbo“宁波打的电话暂时无法接通”the number you have dialed is busying now”L：whats wrong? I worry about my dear. Maybe she has no money to use, even affording the phone charge. Let me try again.

5、At this time(婚纱店)L: Oh,Sweetie, fortunately I get touch with you , How are you my dear. I miss you so much, miss you every minute, every second. What are you doing now? Are you listening to me, my darling?Z:Listen,LiangShanbo.Im sorry to tell you that Ilovedyou before, But I think youd better find a

6、 better girl. L:What?Are you kidding? Why?Z:BecauseIllgetmarried.L: Married? towho?Z:To英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，玉树临风的Ma Wencai. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than 都教授. And he is good at 葵花宝典。IlovehismoneyandIlovehisbody.L:Whatthe hell you talkingabout?Are you crazy, Youwaitandsee.Illgiveyoutwo somecolort

7、oseesee.Illkillyou! IwillkillyouinAmerica!Z:America?YoucancometoAmerica?Hahaha,. your poor English .A：Lovers of betrayal for no reason deeply hurt the fragile heart of Liangshanbo that he made serious oath: he would kill Zhu Ying Tai otherwise he wont be a guy in the world. So come back to NBU to le

8、arn the TOEFL and GRE. In order to be able to kill over the ocean Lovers, he remind himself every day that he has a dream. L:I tell you, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream tha

9、t one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart. A：A year later, Liang also came to the United States, looking for the whereabouts of the Zhu. In the streets of New York ,he found his lover Zhu Yingtai, She and Ma Wencai were just at the moment

10、 of lovey-dovey. L:ZhuYingtai,longtimenosee,huh?Remember me?.Imheretokillyou.Z:Liangliang .shanbo.Oh,Wencai.Heis crazy now.Hewillkillme.M: who are you ?L: who the hell are you?M:You!Getoutofhere.L:You!Getoutofhere!Z: liang shanbo, I persuade you to go as soon as you can ,because my dear wencai is go

11、od at 葵花宝典.L; 葵花宝典? I am afraid of nothing, whatever葵花宝典 or新华字典. Come on!马文才此时害怕，躲到祝英台身后。突然，电话铃响。M:take it easy. (走至角落)Hello X: where are you? What are you doing ?with whom?M: oh darling. Im studying in the library. Im busy now , I will call you later.此时，许可从文才背后出现，揪住耳朵质问X: you are studying? I track

12、you all this morning!Z： wencai, who is this woman?M: emX: Im his wife, who are you?Z: Ma wencai!M: Sorry zhu yingtai, I lied to you. I have married already and I love my wife. I cant leave my family and go with you. Im so sorry!Z: sorry your sister, you are a big cheater!(打马文才)X: stop!(推开祝英台) I look

13、 down upon the kind of girl like you. what a sick litter three. Dont contact my husband anymore. (转脸面对马文才)you! go home with me!(拎走马文才) 祝英台伤心落泪，转身面对梁山伯。Z:Oh,darling,youmustkillme?I know I was wrong.L:Ihaveto.BecauseIhateyoumorethanIcansay.Z:Whenwewereyoung,welistenedtotheMP3,yousaidyoudlovemeforever.

14、Dontkillme,ok?Shanbo.PleaseL:Noway!Wherever yougo,whateveryousay,Illberightherekillingyou.IonlyknowIwasborntoloveyouortokillyou.NowIcantloveyou,theonlychoiceistokillyou.Z:Onceuponatime,therewasatrueloveinfrontofme,Ididntcherishit.IfIcould meethimagain,IwishtosayIloveyou.IfyouwouldaskmehowlongIwouldl

15、ovehim,Iwouldsayten thousandyears.And thatmanisyou.TheonlymanIloveinthiswildworldisyou.Onlyyou.L:TheonlywomanIwanttokillison-lyyou!Z:Please,youknowIloveyou.Iloveyoujustlikelaoshuaidami.Iwanttomarryyou.L:HeHeReally?Z:Oh,ofcourse.Pleasedontkillme!L:Tokillornottokillthatisaquestion.Idontknow.Whocantell

16、me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill? (to kill) L:Youhear.Imsorry.Butdontworry,Illgotoheaventogetherwithyou.Z:Allrightkillme,thenwellbecometwobutterfliesinthebeautifulgardenL：（杀了祝英台）yingtai, our love has been broken in this real world, I hope we can resta

17、rt in the heaven. Yingtai, you are not alone, Im coming!(自杀) 旁白：从此，梁山伯与祝英台化为蝴蝶相亲相爱。男：So boys, study hard in English from now on , English is important in competing nowadays.女：And girls, please dont trust in 高富帅，合：Then lovers are able to be together in the life, not need to becometwobutterflies . Thank you专心-专注-专业