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1、大学生英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：大学生英语短剧剧本(4人) Scene : 地点（at campus） 人物：kevin Jason and Rita Jason: Oh ,Im sorry ,are you ok ? 对不起，你还好吗？ Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟啊！ J: you pick? 是你捡的吗？ Kevin: Shut up ！谁说的！ R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 吗？ K: Jasson ? Rita ? Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost much roman

2、tic without you 你知道吗? 我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫 Jason:Its so nosiy here ,lets find a quiet place to talk.这里太吵了，我们找个安静的地方聊吧 K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗? R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就

3、可以了 J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that after graduation you will live well.但是为什么啊？你怎么了？我以为你毕业后会过的很好 R: Youre such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有梦想的人，怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方？ K: Because no money ,no job,even theres no place to live.Nothing at

4、 all. 因为我没钱、没工作，甚至连住的地方都没有，一无所有。 R：Impossible !这不可能！ K: This is what happened事情是这样的。 Scene : (at kevins home) 人物：Kevin , land lady Marry M: Open the door, open the door.开门开门 K:Whats wrong ？Marry？有事吗Marry? M: Look,you must be paid as rent, Youve defaulted if for 6 months. Not only didnt I take your d

5、eposit,but also I disbursed ultilities for half a year. Im enough of it .pay off your bills ,right now.听着，你现在必须付房租，你已经拖6个月了，我不仅没收你押金，连水电都帮你垫付了半年。我受够你了，付清账单，现在，马上， 立刻，马上！ K: please, I have no money now. Look , I only eat the cheap bread for food . 拜托，我现在真的没钱。看，我只能吃这种廉价的食物。 M: Wow , turn to black , is

6、 it my dogs food ? 哇，都变色了！是我家狗的食物吗？ K: Oh , my dear ！I promise I will pay off your debt once I find a job. please extend a time limit.噢，天哪！拜托，我现在真的没钱，我保证，一旦我找到工作我一定付清。再宽限几天吧。 M: Find a job? Ha. . youve said that over 100 times. and then?找到工作？哈。你都说了100遍了。然后呢？ K: I work so hard ,but useless.Which comp

7、any would hire a man without any certificates？我已经很努力了，可又有什么用呢？哪家公司会雇用一个没什么证书的人呢？！ M: Therere a lot of choices around you. dustman, babysit, salesman and so on.你身边就有很多选择，环卫工人，保姆，销售员 ，等等、 K: No no no .im a university student.ill be a white collar,manager orsinger.at that time ,Ill pay your double.不不不。

8、我可是个大学生,我将来可是会成为白领，经理，或是歌手什么的。那时， 我会付你双倍。 M:Well , thank you .but I dontt hink I can wait to .university student.if you dont pay off your debt,please go out.，我想我等不到那天的，“大学生”，如果你不交清房租水电就请出去 Scene : 地点：campus 人物：K R J K: You see ,thats why I asked Ritas department.这就是我为什么蹭 住R的公寓的原因 R： Why not go home

9、?为什么不回家呢？ K：Home? Be a farmer?no Im going to die.回家？当农民？我不如去死。 J： At least,you wont worry about the food and the place to live.至少不愁吃住啊 K:simple house and diet,I cant bear to be laughed at by rose.吃得差住的差，我可不想被ROSE笑话。 J: Oh how about rose.对了，ROSE 怎么样了。 K: Now ,she is a civil servant,its unfair.these b

10、ookishes benefit all,including JULAR, HELLEN.当公务员了，这个世界真不公平，好处都让这些书呆子占尽了。包括Jular, Hellen. J:No ,rose wanted to be a civil servant and succeed ,she is so extrodinary.不，ROSE 的梦想是当公务员，而且他实现了，真厉害。 R： She so focus on the score ,even no personality.does she have dreams.她那么重视成绩，而且没个性，她会有梦想吗？ J：She just obe

11、y teachers.她只是太听老师话而已。 K：She has dreams,however,I just made daydreams.oh still now,I got it that making dreams come true relys on occupations.most of us only make day_dream. Therefore ,make fun of those that accumulate capital. I have only myself to blame她有梦想，而我只是做梦。天啊，我今天才明白有梦想还要有资本，梦想才能成真，我们大多只顾做梦

12、不去积累资本，而且还取笑那些积累资本的人，我真是咎由自取。 J: Its not enough that just have dreams原来仅仅有梦想还是不够的 R：Dont be sad!well help you .别难过，我们会帮助你的。 J：Yes ,you rest your heart living here, then, center your attention on finding job.是的，你就暂住这里，然后努力找工作。 K: Criticaliy, now , I have to get the one back , diploma , which Ive lost

13、.最可怕的是，我现在必须把我已经丢掉的东西毕业证，拿回来。 R: Ideed ,I wouldnt l ike yours.确实，我也不想像你这样。 R to J : how about us ? Are we still only dreaming but action?那我们又是怎样呢？我们也还是只做梦不行动吗？ K: Look up to the sky, more should be down-to-earth. 仰望天空，更应脚踏实地。 J: Our dream is far beyond the range of possible without efforts and sweet

14、.不付出努力和汗水我们的梦想是不会实现的。 K,J,R: Dream catcher, go into action, right now.追梦人，行动起来吧 篇二：英语短剧剧本大学生活的意义 True meaning of college life 旁白一：Whats the true meaning of the life? This question is hovering in my mind when I entered the college。（多镜头切换，从不同视角拍主角在在操场行走） 生活的真正意义是什么？当我迈进大学开始，这个问题就在我的脑海盘旋。 （开始回忆最开始进入大学的

15、时候）I still remember that day when I came here first day.（提着行李箱，站在南门，抬头着校门对大学充满了期望）As time goes by, I feel more and more confused about the college life. Because this problem has been bothering me for long. I try my best to find the answer, but everybody has his own feeling. 我仍然记得我第一天来到这里的情形。时光流逝，我对于

16、大学生活越来越困惑。这个问题困扰我很久了，我尽我所能的去寻找答案，但是人人都有自己的理解。 Scene 1 第一人： 旁白：Hey, guy, may I ask what university life is like in your mind? 同学，请问你心中的大学生活是什么样子的? A: well, speaking of university life, it should be rich. In my opinion, we shouldnt waste the time. What we should do is to make good use of every minute.

17、 What more, young as we are, university life should be filled with passion. We should go out for the outside world, experiencing something new. A：奥，大学生活啊，应该是充实的。在我看来，不应该任时间被浪费掉。应该充分利用每一分钟。其次，对于年轻人而言，大学生活还应该是富有激情的。我们要多出去见识一下世面，多闯荡闯荡。 B:I rarely surf the Internet in my daily life, sometimes I just do

18、for some profiles and current affairs. In my opinion,I think we should go out for a walk more, rather than stay in the dormitory, chat on the Internet, see some bad idol drama.Oh,look at this book,it is very wonderful and amazing,it is useful. Ive been appealed to it.Oh .I am so sorry, It is time fo

19、r listening. 翻译：我平时很少上网，偶尔上网也是为了查查资料，了解时事而已啦。在我看来，我们应该多出去走走，而不是天天呆在宿舍，上网聊天，看些乱七八糟的偶像剧。看看这本书，它非常的精彩，也非常的有用。我已经被它深深的吸引了。哦，非常抱歉，我该练习听力了！ 第三人： 旁白：hey, guy, what are you doing? C: studying of course, what else will you do, if you dont study on campus? Shit! Stand by please, Im very busy. Dont bother me,

20、OK? Come on! Come on! Come on! Oh my GOD! OK! OK! Take it easy. Frankly speaking, as an adult, what the most important is enjoying yourself here and now. We have no time before we really go to work. Dont you think so? C：当然是在学习吗！来大学不学习，那是来干什么的！ 第四人： D: Stupid Cunt! College isnt the ivory tower that y

21、ou have imagined! College is bridge which relates us to society. College students are supposed to take a knowledge for the society in advance and get out for the outside world!(QQ声音响起)Oh，It is high time that I talked about the practical job. Dont bother me. 旁白二：Having listened to all the answer, lif

22、e is becoming more vast and hazy for me. I think it is not what I want. What exactly university life is like; I cannot wait for a second to find out the answer. I want to get more. 在听了他们的答案后，我对生活更加迷茫。我想这不是我要的答案。那大学生活打底应该想什么样啊？我等不及了，我想知道更多的答案。 Scene 2 E: Now I am finally experiencing the university w

23、hich I have been dreaming for a long time! I have dreamt about the university life is this? (早上9点才起床，伸懒腰，戴上眼镜。在床上完了一会手机，一晃就10点半啦。慢吞吞的下床，继续打游戏) E: However, now this is like: (凌晨5点半起床，匆匆忙忙起床，在电脑上查阅资料，写作业，一直重复这样的工作直到12点，才缓缓地上床睡觉。 F: Now that we have come to university, I thought it would be like this:

24、But actually: (与美女擦肩邂逅，共同学习，约会；实际上，碰了一个哥们儿，成为了好基友) 旁白三：My dormitory mates dont give me the answer. I would figure out my life. I would catch the true meaning of the college life. 我的室友没有给我答案。我想自己去追寻生活，我自己去找寻真谛。 Scene 3 C: Hi! Did you see the recruitment of a variety of part-time job? It sounds nice!

25、嗨，你看到了很多兼职在招人吗？听上去不错额！ D: I saw that! There would be a lot of little posters around the university, says “Recruitment100 Yuan an hour.” I have just done plenty of part-time jobs, such as a private tutor, a laptop salesman, a KFC salesman and so on. Let me see, oh, adding up to five .I think that I c

26、ould make much money. 我看见了。校园里到处都是很多小广告，上面写着“招聘一小时100元”我已经找了很多兼职了，比如家教，电脑销售员，肯德基服务员等等。让我想想，加起来有5个吧。我想这可以转不少的钱啦 C: Oh my god, five? You must be crazy. You have taken in so many part-time jobs, will you have enough time to complete your study? Dont forget that you have also joined the Students Union.

27、我的天哪，5个？你肯定是疯了。你找了这么多兼职，你还是时间学习吗？别忘了，你还参加了学生会额。 D: You thought too much, association is just a few people gathering around for playing, how busy can we be?（OK,OK,I know ,Thank you for giving me the opportunity）, Im gonna have an interview, baby, wait for me here! 你想多了，学生会只是一群人聚在一起玩，我们怎么可能会忙啊？（好的，好的，

28、谢谢你给我这次机会），我现在有一个面试，亲爱的，等我啊！ Scene 8 Midnight 深夜 C: Why did you come back so late? Is it that you have found a girl in the society and unwilling to come back to dormitory again? 你怎么回来这么晚啊？是不是在外面找了个女朋友不愿意回寝室啦？ D: Stop it! What are you babbling? I got up early in the morning to help them publicize our

29、 society, in the afternoon I attended a meeting ,and I just come back from my part-time job. Tomorrow Ill get up early to prepare a plan. How can I have the time to meet girls? 闭嘴吧！你脑子在想些什么？我一大早起床帮助他们安排学生工作，下午我又去开会，我现在才做了兼职回来。明早我还得准备一个策划啊。我哪有时间约会？ C:See what. Ive told you. You have undertaken too mu

30、ch works, sooner or later youll get your hands full. 看吧，我早告诉你了，你做这么多工作，迟早你会手忙脚乱的。 D:Then youre satisfied to sit here and play LOL with you all day along? 总比你安于待这儿整天打游戏吧 C: You must have forgotten that it is tomorrow that the higher mathematics homework should be hand on. 你肯定忘了明天高数课要交作业啊。 D: What? Co

31、me on, let me copy yours. There is no time! 什么，快，让我抄一下，没时间了 C: It is you to write the movie script of your English group, you wont be able to finish them all. 你还要写英语剧本额，你肯定不可能完成的。 旁白四：I will complete my college life. Although I have done so many matters, I make my life mess. I found that I am not wh

32、at I just thought. I dont become a xueba, I dont find a girlfriendI am still caught in trouble. Maybe you have got an better answer? 我即将完成我的学业。尽管我做了很多，但是我却将他们弄得一团糟。我发现我和当初想的完全不一样。我没有成为学霸，没有找到女朋友我还是迷茫。也许你会有更好的答案。 结尾视频：(大家一起拍)From this video, I dont know whether you understand college life. But no mat

33、ter what you do , no matter what you think ,never waste your every minute. （最后一句大家一起说）Because time doesnt wait you! 从这个短片中，我不知道你们是否明白大学生活的真谛，但是不管你还在做什么，不管你还在想什么，都不要浪费你的每一分钟。因为时间不会等你！ 篇三：英语幽默短剧剧本 英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1（At Salesmans home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty s

34、alesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .Im the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I dont kno

35、w why. The foolish students always come here. Ill be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money Oops! Its time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press Oh, my god!Never

36、 mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , its OK,hehehe Now let me cut it into pieces! 另一个 白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The qu

37、een married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：Im

38、 the new queen. Im very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, Ill kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, Im coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is t

39、he fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. 本文来自:VOA英语网 文章地址: /html/20220309/15218.html 大学生英语幽默短剧剧本由：免费论文网互联网用户整理提供； 链接地址： 转载请保留,谢谢! 上一篇：泰坦尼克号英语剧本 下一篇：关于顾客抱怨店员的英语剧本本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第19页 共19页第 19 页 共 19 页第 19 页 共 19 页第 19 页 共 19 页第 19 页 共 19 页第 19 页 共 19 页第 19 页 共 19 页第 19 页 共 19 页第 19 页 共 19 页第 19 页 共 19 页第 19 页 共 19 页